Touch Me in the Morning

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Director
Giuseppe Andrews
Runtime
1 h 30 min
Release Date
1 January 1999
Genres
Comedy, Drama, Experimental, Underground
Overview
Guiseppe Andrews stars as Coney Island, a young man who is dealing with a lot of the issues facing today's youth: divorce, unemployment, sexual inadequacy and a gigolo father who has just been released from prison! Ever the optimist, Coney Island spends his days singing songs of hope to senior citizens and riding miniature broncos at his favorite playground. Pushed by his unfulfilled girlfriend to grow up, Coney Island turns to Daddy Bill (Bill Nowlin) for advice in the ways of love, embarking on a grotesque and wildly hilarious journey of self discovery.
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  • Touch Me in the Morning
    Touch Me in the Morning was the first feature length film from trailer park auteur Giuseppe Andrews. It was shot on a camcorder in black a...
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    Admittedly, I used to regard Harmony Korine’s first feature-length cinematic work Gummo (1997) as one of my personal favorite film...
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