The Pacifier

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Director
Adam Shankman
Runtime
1 h 35 min
Release Date
4 March 2005
Genres
Action, Comedy, Drama, Family, Thriller
Overview
Disgraced Navy SEAL Shane Wolfe is handed a new assignment: Protect the five Plummer kids from enemies of their recently deceased father -- a government scientist whose top-secret experiment remains hidden in the kids' house.
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  • Why Do Movies Suck?
    (”The Pacifier” is briefly mentioned in this.)
    I-team investigates! A special report in my Sunday column confronts the suckitude of Hollywood. Michael Bay is quaking in his boots. The peg for the idea is Robert Ben Garant and Thomas Lennon’s ruthlessly practical guide to how to sell a screenplay for big bucks, “Writing Movies for Fun and Profit: How We Made a Billion Dollars at the Box Office and You Can Too.” They should know: They wrote the “Night at the Museum” movies, “The Pacifier” and a bunch of other scripts that sold huge. Also, the book is pretty funny about various Hollywood personalities (Jackie Chan, Billy Crystal, an unidentified Disney exec who fired them from “Herbie: Fully Loaded,” etc.]]>
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