Jumanji (1995)

Director
Joe Johnston
Runtime
1 h 44 min
Release Date
15 December 1995
Genres
Adventure, Fantasy, Family
Overview
When siblings Judy and Peter discover an enchanted board game that opens the door to a magical world, they unwittingly invite Alan -- an adult who's been trapped inside the game for 26 years -- into their living room. Alan's only hope for freedom is to finish the game, which proves risky as all three find themselves running from giant rhinoceroses, evil monkeys and other terrifying creatures.
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  • Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle 2017 ★★★
    (”Jumanji (1995)” is briefly mentioned in this.)
    I remember when I saw the trailer for the first time for Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle. At first I thought they were serious. I have seen too many reboots that try to "update" their original source material in a dark, serious, or cool way. Then, about halfway through said trailer, I realized it was all a big joke. No, they weren't trying to convince me that making Jumanji into a video game was actually a good idea for a reboot. They didn't think that turning a dork into the Rock, a football player into Kevin Hart, and a preppy
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by nostalgianerd on Jumanji
AMAZING!

Truly great film. CGI is a bit outdated but it's still rather exciting. Also, it encourages a nice white family. Couple scenes where the patriarchs are kicking ass and taking names and putting women in their place. Definitely would trigger the modern day feminist. Could be perceived as anti-male, but that's not how I took it. It was realistic, relatable. Stern dad but happy family. Touching movie as well. Damn, I'll miss Robbin. Watch this today! Show your kids.

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