Greta

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Director
Neil Jordan
Runtime
1 h 38 min
Release Date
1 March 2019
Genres
Thriller, Drama
Overview
A young woman returns an elderly widow’s lost purse, leading to an unlikely relationship between the two — until the young woman discovers her elder might not be all that she seems.
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Christian Toto2
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  • ‘Greta’ Flirts with Camp Before Self-Destructing
    GRETA_chloe grace moretz review

    Freddy. Jason. Michael. Greta?

    There’s something sneaky about positing an older French woman as an unstoppable force in director Neil Jordan’s thriller.

    That’s where the ingenuity grinds to a halt.

    The post ‘Greta’ Flirts with Camp Before Self-Destructing appeared first on Hollywood in Toto.

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  • The Worst Movies of 2019 List – Six Months Early!
    GRETA_chloe grace moretz review

    Choosing the best movies of the year in June is silly on the surface.

    The bulk of Oscar-bait fare arrives after October, with some entries hitting theaters as late as

    The post The Worst Movies of 2019 List – Six Months Early! appeared first on Hollywood in Toto.

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Armond White2
The National Review / OUT



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  • Greta’s Old-World Socialism Scares the New World
    Jordan means to upgrade the genre and match tonier European antecedents Repulsion and Die! Die! My Darling!
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  • 2019 Mid-Year Movie Reckoning
    Where movie culture stands in the summer of debate, disinformation, and sequelitis
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Sonny Bunch1
Free Beacon



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  • ‘Greta’ Review

    BY:

    Greta is a film about a stranger who tries to comfort a lonely individual. This effort at human connection is repaid with terroristic stalking—endless efforts to reengage, escalating from cell phone notifications to in-person contact. When the authorities are confronted with information about the stalker’s misbehavior, the victim is told that there’s nothing to be done. The process of getting this cancer removed from her life could take months. She should just ignore it. The whole thing worsens until the victim rightfully fears for her life, worried she’ll wind up in a box.

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Society Reviews1
Society Reviews



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  • Greta (2019) Review: 98 Minutes of Sitting Down And Yelling “Bruh…”
    Look people, I love a good thriller as much as the next guy but it gets to a point where if your protagonist is so stupid, I'm going to start rooting for the villain. I guess the pitch to this film was; what could be scarier than a deranged ex-boyfriend stalking you around the streets? Your mother.
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Kyle Smith1
National Review



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  • Run for Your Lives, It’s the Flaming Icicle
    With an accent as thick as crème brûlée, Issbelle Huppert at her worst is still pretty good. Not that her latest film is much of anything.
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