A Woman, a Gun and a Noodle Shop

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Director
Zhang Yimou
Runtime
1 h 35 min
Release Date
11 December 2009
Genres
Comedy, Drama, Thriller
Overview
Wang is a gloomy, cunning and avaricious noodle shop owner in a desert town in China. His neglected, sharp-tongued wife is involved in a secret affair with Li, one of Wang’s employees. A timid man, Li reluctantly keeps the gun his lover has bought to kill her husband. But Wang is watching their every move. He bribes patrol officer Zhang to murder the illicit couple. It seems like a perfect plan: the affair will come to a cruel, bloody but satisfying end… or so he thinks. The equally wicked Zhang has an agenda of his own. As the plot twists, more blood will flow, and ever greater violence will erupt…
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Armond White1
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  • Shadow Is Visual Shakespeare
    (”A Woman, a Gun and a Noodle Shop” is briefly mentioned in this.)
    Zhang Yimou’s astonishing action movie makes great art of political history.
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  • Toronto 2012 capsules — day 8
    (”A Woman, a Gun and a Noodle Shop” is briefly mentioned in this.)
    POST TENEBRAS LUX (Carlos Reygadas, Mexico, W/O) This ups the number of theatrical films I’ve walked out on in my cinephilic life to four (the others being TULSE LUPER, SEVERANCE and MARKETA LAZAROVA), and gaining the distinction of being the first to provoke a walkout based on pornographic content in what is supposed to be […]
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